He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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