Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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