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  he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.

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• I saved a kid the other day.. What do I get??? Put it in your ass? Deep throat?

  Submitted by mandingo on Apr 23, 10 at 10:19am

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  • You get charged for child molestation by the parents.

    Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 23, 10 at 7:31pm

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• Did the turtle like his bj?

  Submitted by Po1sonator on Apr 24, 10 at 10:32am

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• Fake or not, that text's lame. All tfln is talking about these days is guys deserving blowjobs for random shit they've done. Why not giving a bj for the pleasure of doing it instead of giving it as a reward?

  Submitted by gutsout on Apr 23, 10 at 1:34pm

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  • Meh? Personally I care less about why and more about how many.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:32pm

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• Bitch all you want, I'm saving more turtles haha

  Submitted by whurt86 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:48pm

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• L O C A L S L A M P I G! Hahaha

  Submitted by Drummerx94 on Apr 24, 10 at 6:05am

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• I just can't wrap my head around why everyone is getting so pissed off at a girl giving a blow job.

  Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Apr 23, 10 at 3:20pm

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• there was another one of these where he quoted dr suess and deserved a bj. fake. and dumb m.

  Submitted by heavyweight420 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:06am

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• he's lying

  Submitted by bananastand on Apr 23, 10 at 11:01am

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• Well of course, who doesn't?

  Submitted by marsrover on Apr 23, 10 at 10:14am

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• Bitches will find any excuse to suck a dick I guess...

  Submitted by trke0302 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:53am

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• Awwww yay for him!!!!

  Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 12:11pm

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• Not fake I posted this a few years back, she texted this to my buddy after I saved a snapper crossing the road and she was not my girlfriend just a random slut.

  Submitted by Sweeney508 on Jun 18, 12 at 12:41pm

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• Score for a masshole slore

  Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:31pm

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• Fake or she's a slut

  Submitted by LordZorthan on Apr 23, 10 at 10:24am

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  • Why are you assuming that the guy isn't her boyfriend?

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 10:07pm

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• No he didn't

  Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:56pm

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• This is definetly fake.. I recall reading a similar one. Lame.

  Submitted by britty177 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:07am

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• Dumb as fuckk.

  Submitted by soccerplaya5 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:13am

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• Now we can use it for soup!

  Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 24, 10 at 12:20am

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• Uhmm , lets cheer this..S L U T whats that spell??? Veryy slutty !

  Submitted by roxxiieee on Apr 25, 10 at 4:42pm

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