so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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