am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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