i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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