Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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