Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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