Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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