Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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