sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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