Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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