remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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