grandma shit on top of the toilet
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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