on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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