you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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