yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
