dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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