She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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