No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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