I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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