69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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