why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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