her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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