youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
