Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Naked Twister starts at high noon
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
