That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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