why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Boobs are out for the taking
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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