Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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