Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I know her cup size but not her name....
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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