This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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