I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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