At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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