D3 body, D1 cock
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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