Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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