so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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