I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
home. puking in laundry basket.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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