It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i need some magic done to my vagina
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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