why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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