I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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