i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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