I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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