Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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