did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
