sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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