oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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