Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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