He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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