My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
