my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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