Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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