how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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