Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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