I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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