She is in my trunk
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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